tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post5787805401170757192..comments2024-01-07T04:57:21.347-07:00Comments on Pithless Thoughts: Monkabee Magazine #6Steve Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04319784922747041297noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-41180404449144462152011-03-05T14:48:50.867-07:002011-03-05T14:48:50.867-07:00@sophia
Although I do have a beard, I am afraid i...@sophia<br /><br />Although I do have a beard, I am afraid it's not long enough...<br /><br />...remember this article was for monkabee not nunabee... :-)Alexander The Mediocrehttp://oodegr.com/english/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-77635522775549733272011-03-05T10:02:02.154-07:002011-03-05T10:02:02.154-07:00Anon: Indeed, I'm vegan once removed: I only e...Anon: Indeed, I'm vegan once removed: I only eat things that eat vegetables.Steve Robinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04319784922747041297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-6624292410155712082011-03-05T09:41:08.914-07:002011-03-05T09:41:08.914-07:00Vodka = liquid potatoes
Ergo:
Beef = delivery me...Vodka = liquid potatoes<br /><br />Ergo:<br /><br />Beef = delivery mechanism for grass and corn.<br /><br />QEDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-38875534578970706092011-03-05T08:57:37.071-07:002011-03-05T08:57:37.071-07:00@Alexander the Mediocre - All of us beardless Orth...@Alexander the Mediocre - All of us beardless Orthodox ladies certainly hope that facial hair is not a prerequisite for theosis!Sophia in West Texasnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-61146511763673736852011-03-05T04:51:46.673-07:002011-03-05T04:51:46.673-07:00correction to my last post: The title of the artic...correction to my last post: The title of the article should be: "will anyone without a fistfull-long beard go to heaven" (see previous link for answer...)Alexander The Mediocrehttp://oodegr.com/englishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-38165884780078042352011-03-05T03:00:15.992-07:002011-03-05T03:00:15.992-07:00also in the next issue: Is hitting children consid...also in the next issue: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/tZ0rsUofpQM?fs=1" rel="nofollow">Is hitting children considered 'pedagogic initiative'?</a> (source:British channel 4)Alexander The Mediocrehttp://oodegr.com/englishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-4831894644504833842011-03-04T18:27:52.900-07:002011-03-04T18:27:52.900-07:00Next issue: Is going to the circus considered &quo...Next issue: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YZ7hMS3Llo" rel="nofollow">Is going to the circus considered "spiritual" ?</a>Alexander The Mediocrenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-43688857106678032002011-03-04T16:12:19.856-07:002011-03-04T16:12:19.856-07:00I'll have you know this issue is sending me st...I'll have you know this issue is sending me straight to the confessional for laughing so hard it hurt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-7479718311800589142011-03-04T10:01:37.695-07:002011-03-04T10:01:37.695-07:00DavidB, I have to admit I made myself laugh with t...DavidB, I have to admit I made myself laugh with the "phoney baloney" line. <br /><br />Anon, Vodka: liquid potatoes. Yesss...Steve Robinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04319784922747041297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-29622924162726753942011-03-04T09:41:53.807-07:002011-03-04T09:41:53.807-07:00And vodka is just liquid potatoes, right???? Toma...And vodka is just liquid potatoes, right???? Tomato juice is tomatoes--so a bloody mary is just fine lenten fare--add the lemon wedge and celery stick garnish and it is a meal.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-84202798639678037492011-03-04T04:03:14.257-07:002011-03-04T04:03:14.257-07:00Can phoney baloney make you St. Sophrony.
Oh. My...Can phoney baloney make you St. Sophrony.<br /><br />Oh. My. Gosh.<br /><br />You are friggin' brilliant. Or very, very bored. LOLFr. Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03489705490983833993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-60065545615496261102011-03-03T20:24:32.823-07:002011-03-03T20:24:32.823-07:00Monkabee Magazine is my favorite of all the funny ...Monkabee Magazine is my favorite of all the funny things you do. Please keep new issues coming!Anastasia Theodoridishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16092531121989260111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-78396739081942569522011-03-03T18:57:37.768-07:002011-03-03T18:57:37.768-07:00"BEER: Liquid Bread or Demon Spit?"
I&#..."BEER: Liquid Bread or Demon Spit?"<br /><br />I'm going with liquid bread. ;)JLBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08189440422059549405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-55806097094494850332011-03-03T18:12:17.433-07:002011-03-03T18:12:17.433-07:00My Cheesefare week has been foiled by a severe fev...My Cheesefare week has been foiled by a severe fever. I ATE CHICKEN SOUP.Ingemarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-12304519210039718132011-03-03T18:03:40.861-07:002011-03-03T18:03:40.861-07:00ROTFL!
DanaROTFL!<br /><br />DanaDanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10490426541049273304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-78163956487006069572011-03-03T16:27:10.783-07:002011-03-03T16:27:10.783-07:00Fr. Sean, There are those who follow the "tri...Fr. Sean, There are those who follow the "trinitarian rule" and don't read past the third ingredient. I won't pass judgment, but let's just say the word on the "Ortho-street" is you won't be needing sun glasses when meeting them. LOL!Steve Robinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04319784922747041297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-68116170485479814852011-03-03T15:28:10.633-07:002011-03-03T15:28:10.633-07:00"You actually read the labels past the 14th i..."You actually read the labels past the 14th ingredients!" ???<br /><br />I don't usually make it past the first five.Sean+https://www.blogger.com/profile/00599016727518791787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-28102446276847940242011-03-03T15:26:08.896-07:002011-03-03T15:26:08.896-07:00I, too, read "humans," and I, too, just ...I, too, read "humans," and I, too, just about died laughing at "Nofu-ling around." I am definitely going out today to buy a copy of this issue. It's one of my favorite magazines. <br /><br />And on a more serious note, while looking at the embiggened version and all those carrots/parsnips, I overheard myself thinking, "You know, Lent could be really fun this year, kind of a challenge. I think I'll enjoy it."Sean+https://www.blogger.com/profile/00599016727518791787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-90770574185479343042011-03-03T15:22:42.164-07:002011-03-03T15:22:42.164-07:00Keith, A-HA!!! YOU are THE MONKMAN! You actually r...Keith, A-HA!!! YOU are THE MONKMAN! You actually read the labels past the 14th ingredients! I will see you at Forgiveness Vespers wearing my sun glasses.Steve Robinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04319784922747041297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-4110073859716247482011-03-03T15:10:27.090-07:002011-03-03T15:10:27.090-07:00Dear Monkabee Editor,
I am hurt that you would lea...Dear Monkabee Editor,<br />I am hurt that you would lead me to the lip of the pit of hell by encouraging me to eat your magazine that is made from wood glue! The most common wood glues are PVA or aliphatic resin and both contain petroleum byproducts. Petroleum of course is made from dead dinosaurs. Is this oversight? Trickery? Please make sure you are at Forgiveness Vespers so that you can enter into Lent with a clean conscience.<br /><br />KeithKeithnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-90362239175842213182011-03-03T14:48:41.356-07:002011-03-03T14:48:41.356-07:00Definitely liquid bread!Definitely liquid bread!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-12925817669765431882011-03-03T12:24:20.700-07:002011-03-03T12:24:20.700-07:00I clicked, it embiggened. I like the angry flare o...I clicked, it embiggened. I like the angry flare of this one, best issue so far. Someone is going to have to explain to me why hummus is OK when Oil isn't. Or it is only when we get crazy on the weekend?<br /><br />(Incidentally, you know how much peanut oil is in peanuts? I'm not sure we should be eating peanut butter, I'm going to have to call my spiritual father, I'm not sure my bishop will give me a straight answer since we're New Calendar.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-87512000233231498702011-03-03T12:14:09.304-07:002011-03-03T12:14:09.304-07:00I died when I read, "Nofu-ling around"
...I died when I read, "Nofu-ling around"<br /><br />Love it.Ashley Siferdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09368043934070986082noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-33717373717530094072011-03-03T10:34:03.756-07:002011-03-03T10:34:03.756-07:00Maybe it's because of your recent post, but I ...Maybe it's because of your recent post, but I read hummus as... humans.<br /><br />Also, I just got a Pithless Yummy/Lent tee shirt for my birthday--<br /><br />=DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com