tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post6779321702984699422..comments2024-01-07T04:57:21.347-07:00Comments on Pithless Thoughts: Pop Tarts And the OlympicsSteve Robinsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04319784922747041297noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-42302443160135909222008-09-09T13:14:00.000-07:002008-09-09T13:14:00.000-07:00Breakfast used to be the sacred moment between man...Breakfast used to be the sacred moment between man, his sports section and the comics. Bad news intruded only when the Frosted Flakes were gone, the eggs came out "wrong", or someone substituted (easily burned) sausage patties for bacon.<BR/><BR/>"Steel cut" oats is supposed to make you feel manly while eating mush. "Huh? Like nobody knocked my teeth out and I'm eating this chump cereal? They look the same only cost twice as much?" The only steel involved in these things is "steal" as in from me and you. <BR/><BR/>Want to sell a manly breakfast... have Samuel L. Jackson or Sly Stallone, shoot the sugar spoon out of the bowl with an automatic weapon... just right... so the spoon dances up in the air, bursts into flame and sends a spray of heat-soaked sugar exploding over and on to the bowl <BR/>of Whatever Flakes below. Yep... I'm on my way to the store now to get a box... "for the kids". Maybe they'll put a real M-80 "give-away" inside?James the Thickheadedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11128470567186118742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-39636959149873901202008-09-04T08:30:00.000-07:002008-09-04T08:30:00.000-07:00If LCDA could join forces with ICECTTDA (I Can Eat...If LCDA could join forces with ICECTTDA (I Can Eat Cereal Three Times Daily Anonymous), then count me in!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-47508833356485019982008-09-03T23:45:00.000-07:002008-09-03T23:45:00.000-07:00Vitamin O... I love it! I went into Little Chocol...Vitamin O... I love it! I went into Little Chocolate Donut rehab a couple years ago and am thinking about establishing a LCDA chapter. "Hi, I'm Steve and I haven't had a little chocolate donut in two years..."Steve Robinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04319784922747041297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-91551970481531612212008-09-03T07:59:00.000-07:002008-09-03T07:59:00.000-07:00Steve,Your post reminds me of our family's love of...Steve,<BR/><BR/>Your post reminds me of our family's love of Little Chocolate Donuts, or, as my uncle called them, "Vitamin O."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-7105325632101573272008-08-29T19:18:00.000-07:002008-08-29T19:18:00.000-07:00Steve,I still eat a lot of Apple Jacks and I look ...Steve,<BR/><BR/>I still eat a lot of Apple Jacks and I look foward to that jolt of sweet milk at the end. I was raised on pintos and fried potatoes. Of course I helpd plant and harvest both.The Bosom Serpenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02714508633578237489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7656667.post-11824393763765064572008-08-25T07:10:00.000-07:002008-08-25T07:10:00.000-07:00I hear you, Steve. Sometimes I don't want Newman's...I hear you, Steve. Sometimes I don't want Newman's Own, or the organic "Oreos" (as if they could compare). Sometimes I just want a plastic tray of Keeblers, made by those inspired, blessed little elves. Is that so wrong?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com