Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tom Cruise and Scientology

Since not everyone on earth goes to Grace's blog, I have to put this on mine....

Tom Cruise's new wife, contrary to Scientology's spiritual disciplines, will get to make noise during childbirth, thanks to his magnanimousity.

Personally, I think someone should take a copy of "Dianetics" and push it through Tom Cruise's penis and see if he can keep quiet. Sheesh....

3 comments:

Benedict Seraphim said...

I laughed.

But only after wincing.

Ow.

Grace said...

Wait a minute -- not everyone on earth goes to my blog???

Way to bum out my Bright Week, s-p!

s-p said...

LOL, Grace! hmmmm...I guess you didn't get the "give to me the spirit of humility" part of the Prayer of St. Ephraim during Lent, so God told me to write that so you'd be humbled. LOL!