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- Orthograph #54 - Man in Black
- The Hermit Delusion
- Barsanuphius Jones - "Raiders of the Produce Section"
- Orthograph #53 - Lenten Warning Label, 2
- Orthograph #52 - Lent 9, It's What I Want...
- Orthograph #51 - Lent 8, Prostrations
- Vladyka Moo of The West
- Orthograph #50 - Lent 7, Anatomy Lesson
- Orthgraph #49 - Prostrations With Pews Tutorial
- Orthograph #48 - Orthodox Warning Label for Pews
- Napolean
- Orthograph #47 - Lent 6, Cheeseburger Cheeseburger...
- Quick and Yummy Bread Pictorial
- What Happens....
- Orthograph #46 - Lent 5, Have You Noticed...
- Orthograph #45 - Lent 4, St. Ephraim and Judging P...
- Orthograph #44 - Lent 3, Image is Everything
- Rules of Fasting: How to Read Labels
- On Blogging
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- Giving up the Good
- Gary Reposed
- Valentine's Day and Marriage
- Orthograph #40 - Orthodox Miscalculations
- Orthograph #39 - Another Convert Sighting?
- Orthograph #38 - A Recipe
- Orthograph #37 - Living in the Present Moment
- Orthograph #36 - The Bar is Open
- Orthograph #35 - True Confessions, 3
- Wanna Talk? A Primer for Wives
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LOL!
Actually I've done that, except I said another word and my deacon said Father heard me in the Altar! After the loud crack that was my head hitting the pew... (was not for a full prostration but a smaller bow). Needless to say, my compassionate priest checked how I was doing the rest of the weekend whenever I was at church for buising and possible concussion!! As far as we know I am fine to this day :)
This is the funniest one yet!
I have to admit I laughed out loud when I drew it. Its one of my favorites so far too.
We should rid our temples of these rational sheep pens. Orthodoxy is free range Christianity.
Tom
Good one.
Perhaps another could be: Warning! Are not to be sat on during services.
Which begs the question, why have pews in the first place?
"Free range Christianity" :)
Having been in parishes with and without pews, I should issue the disclaimer that, while I personally prefer "no pews" and these are not a "rabid anti-pew campaign cartoons", they're just the awkward (and funny) realities we've saddled ourselves with by putting them in the Churches. (See also Orthograph #23)
The pews in our church were bolted to the floor by the church's previous owners. But we didn't let that stop us. We use the aisles for prostrations, just fine. :)
Totally saw this visiting a church out of town this weekend.
That's perfect! It's like working on a car in cold weather. :)
That reminds me of the time I was holding my 2 year old son during a feast day service. He head-butted me really hard (accidentally) and then decided, for fun and boredom sake, to swing his legs and strike my nether regions...oh man...
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