Saturday, March 13, 2010

Orthograph #63 - 4th Sunday of Lent, Ascending More My Speed

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13 comments:

babushkajoanna said...

You forgot the foldable walker of divine ascent...gotta have a good grip to get up those steps! Babushka knows. :)

Nina said...

OMG!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! And even more LOLOLOLOL!

Dianne said...

Best. Orthograph. Ever.
I bow to you, s-p (tripping over my step stool, of course).

mamajuliana said...

I agree, BEST EVER!!!! Posted on our Fridge for the week!

cobweb said...

This one is the best so far. Too funny!

Adam Sheehan said...

S-P,

How about the "virtual" steps. You know....the ones on the internet. These are the steps you do not have to get out of your seat for.

Great Orthograph.....

Adam

Anonymous said...

Who keeps leaving cheeseburgers on the steps?!

Tom said...

I think a "stair lift of divine ascent" would be very handy. This would assist in the deification of our older brethren.

Ruggles said...

The pogo stick has no handles... Is that alluding to something?

s-p said...

Its a cheap pogo stick like the one I had when I was a kid before warning labels and pogo stick airbags... as Freud once said, "Sometimes a pogo stick us just a pogo stick..." :)

Chrys said...

Absolutely classic! I would only add the moving walkway of delusion (as used in most airports). It gives you the feeling of progress without any actual assent.

s-p said...

Chrys, I love it! Lateral movement as the illusion of progress upward... AND if you put out just a LITTLE effort and walk on it, you can pass people and REALLY feel like you're going someplace!

Anonymous said...

How about the express elevator of martyrdom... one quick trip to the top.