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Well, of course it's about my life and stuff I think about. Just like a quadzillionbazillion other bloggers. I'm obsessed with God. I love beauty, enjoy absurdity, dance with despair, seek silence, and think everyone is goofy. Here's my world and what I think of it....
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You forgot the foldable walker of divine ascent...gotta have a good grip to get up those steps! Babushka knows. :)
OMG!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! And even more LOLOLOLOL!
Best. Orthograph. Ever.
I bow to you, s-p (tripping over my step stool, of course).
I agree, BEST EVER!!!! Posted on our Fridge for the week!
This one is the best so far. Too funny!
S-P,
How about the "virtual" steps. You know....the ones on the internet. These are the steps you do not have to get out of your seat for.
Great Orthograph.....
Adam
Who keeps leaving cheeseburgers on the steps?!
I think a "stair lift of divine ascent" would be very handy. This would assist in the deification of our older brethren.
The pogo stick has no handles... Is that alluding to something?
Its a cheap pogo stick like the one I had when I was a kid before warning labels and pogo stick airbags... as Freud once said, "Sometimes a pogo stick us just a pogo stick..." :)
Absolutely classic! I would only add the moving walkway of delusion (as used in most airports). It gives you the feeling of progress without any actual assent.
Chrys, I love it! Lateral movement as the illusion of progress upward... AND if you put out just a LITTLE effort and walk on it, you can pass people and REALLY feel like you're going someplace!
How about the express elevator of martyrdom... one quick trip to the top.
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