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They said it couldn't be done, but Fr. Benedict did it once. It has taken several months for Curmudgeophan to recover and regain his lemony fresh personality. He's been training hard with Subdeacon Barfy and reading a lot of OCA websites lately so he's ready for a new challenge.
Go ahead, hit him with your best shot.
The winner will get whatever I give them, whenever I get around to it.
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Oh me! Not another American election cycle.
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Even I'm having a hard time getting through The Beauty of the Infinite.
How much longer must I await my coming to coffee hour?
The bishops are meeting again?!
WWID?
The Metropolitan did what???
;D
I knew flowery prints were not going to be in this spring, but oui?
Oh, man...why do those non-Byzantines always paint me with these sentimental pastels?
Camping, I told you that May was no good for me! And now you've reset it for October, without checking my calendar?!? I have Outlook for a reason dude!
Is it three fingers together, two down...or two up, three down? Dang it.
Oh, those nestorians are giving me such a migraine!
Excedrin Headache # 899,999,783,293,747,666...
Taking My name in vain again! OY VEY ZMEER!
Peter, you walked on the water at your own risk! You can't claim primacy over all churches as damages!
Let there be aspirin.
This light is so bright it's giving me a migraine! I wish Peter and John would hurry up and finish those booths.
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Harold (Camping) is such a good friend and he wants me to return today, but Dad wants me to wait until October ... What should I do?
Peter, Tweeting your junk?
Oi vey!
@David T: +1
"I found out about that whole 'plank in your own eye' thing the hard way..."
Alternate in the same vein:
Peter! Walking on water does not make your successors infallible!
I just feel lost now that Oprah's gone.
What? Another "Septuagint translation" of the Psalms??
seven times seventy, seven times seventy-one, seven times seventy-two...
"I'm thinking of a card . . . "
I vote for David T.
I can't believe I clicked on Pithless Thoughts.
"I can't believe he's doing that , in my name...sheesh, what a Schmuck!"
"OK, Harold, now concentrate. I'm thinking of a date...."
"May the Force be with you."
Focus. Where is the last place I remember having the keys to the Kingdom...?
I don't think this is something to make a joke about.
The original shows Jesus weeping over an aborted baby, and that subject is NOT funny.
"These super-orthodox give me a headache"
Jack, I have never seen the original, this was on a Protestant blog with a "funny caption" under it (that wasn't very funny IMO). I apologize for the inadvertent offense to you, I certainly am not making light of abortion here.
"I should know better than to mix vodka and ouzo."
"This is the last time I let Steve use my pic in his blog! Look how many are offended now!"
Ugh... being divine is such a headache!
Or how about... "Jesus Christ! Really?!?!"
"We played "Simon says" for hours and hours. So I changed his name, and what happens? It's hours and hours of "Peter says". Whoo boy... not sure I like where this is goin'..."
John Howard wins by a landslide. I don't even want to try and top that.
"Your eyelids are becoming heavy..."
"No, no I totally forgive you ... I just need a sec."
I gave LeBron all that talent, but I can't get him to shoot the ball in the 4th quarter.
Lucas, Keith and JD made me lol! I also like Cameron's and John H's.
how about "Auto-tune: I really should have thought of that one myself."
Ezplain the Trinity to ne again?
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