Saturday, June 11, 2011

Curmudgeophan's Caption Contest #2


They said it couldn't be done, but Fr. Benedict did it once.  It has taken several months for Curmudgeophan to recover and regain his lemony fresh personality.  He's been training hard with Subdeacon Barfy and reading a lot of OCA websites lately so he's ready for a new challenge.

Go ahead, hit him with your best shot.


The winner will get whatever I give them, whenever I get around to it.

44 comments:

Your Intrepid Blogger said...

Oh me! Not another American election cycle.

mike said...

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/90/jesust.jpg/

John Howard said...

Even I'm having a hard time getting through The Beauty of the Infinite.

nothinghypothetical.com said...

How much longer must I await my coming to coffee hour?

Benedict Seraphim said...

The bishops are meeting again?!

Cameron Lawrence said...

WWID?

Laura Short said...

The Metropolitan did what???

;D

J.D. said...

I knew flowery prints were not going to be in this spring, but oui?

Matushka Anna said...

Oh, man...why do those non-Byzantines always paint me with these sentimental pastels?

LifeSpark said...

Camping, I told you that May was no good for me! And now you've reset it for October, without checking my calendar?!? I have Outlook for a reason dude!

David T said...

Is it three fingers together, two down...or two up, three down? Dang it.

James said...

Oh, those nestorians are giving me such a migraine!

Noël Joy Plourde said...

Excedrin Headache # 899,999,783,293,747,666...
Taking My name in vain again! OY VEY ZMEER!

Preston said...

Peter, you walked on the water at your own risk! You can't claim primacy over all churches as damages!

Steven Clark said...

Let there be aspirin.

Jim Nelson said...

This light is so bright it's giving me a migraine! I wish Peter and John would hurry up and finish those booths.

Or

Harold (Camping) is such a good friend and he wants me to return today, but Dad wants me to wait until October ... What should I do?

I'm here! Now what? said...

Peter, Tweeting your junk?
Oi vey!

mike said...

@David T: +1

Rachel T. said...

"I found out about that whole 'plank in your own eye' thing the hard way..."

Preston said...

Alternate in the same vein:
Peter! Walking on water does not make your successors infallible!

JD said...

I just feel lost now that Oprah's gone.

el cuerpo negro said...

Every time they masturbate I kill a kitten... so many kittens!

Anonymous said...

What? Another "Septuagint translation" of the Psalms??

dc said...

seven times seventy, seven times seventy-one, seven times seventy-two...

ofgrace said...

"I'm thinking of a card . . . "

I vote for David T.

Ted said...

I can't believe I clicked on Pithless Thoughts.

Alexander The Mediocre said...

"I can't believe he's doing that , in my name...sheesh, what a Schmuck!"

Anonymous said...

"OK, Harold, now concentrate. I'm thinking of a date...."

Athanasia said...

"May the Force be with you."

Keith said...

Focus. Where is the last place I remember having the keys to the Kingdom...?

Jack said...

I don't think this is something to make a joke about.

The original shows Jesus weeping over an aborted baby, and that subject is NOT funny.

Anonymous said...

"These super-orthodox give me a headache"

s-p said...

Jack, I have never seen the original, this was on a Protestant blog with a "funny caption" under it (that wasn't very funny IMO). I apologize for the inadvertent offense to you, I certainly am not making light of abortion here.

Anonymous said...

"I should know better than to mix vodka and ouzo."

Anonymous said...

"This is the last time I let Steve use my pic in his blog! Look how many are offended now!"

ladydame said...

Ugh... being divine is such a headache!

ladydame said...

Or how about... "Jesus Christ! Really?!?!"

James the Thickheaded said...

"We played "Simon says" for hours and hours. So I changed his name, and what happens? It's hours and hours of "Peter says". Whoo boy... not sure I like where this is goin'..."

Joseph Schmitt said...

John Howard wins by a landslide. I don't even want to try and top that.

Anastasia Theodoridis said...

"Your eyelids are becoming heavy..."

Lucas said...

"No, no I totally forgive you ... I just need a sec."

Anonymous said...

I gave LeBron all that talent, but I can't get him to shoot the ball in the 4th quarter.

Jodie Anna said...

Lucas, Keith and JD made me lol! I also like Cameron's and John H's.

how about "Auto-tune: I really should have thought of that one myself."

Johnny Blogger said...

Ezplain the Trinity to ne again?