Friday, June 03, 2011

The True Test of Sainthood

If you can have a beard like this and not look to see if people are looking at your beard...


... or not be jealous.

H/T Jamey
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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

See? That's another reason for you to trim your beard. I'm just trying to help you to heaven, Honey. ;-)

-guess who

11:26 PM
J.D. said...

Before long the Orthodox Church will have to issue 3-D eyeware to avoid over beatification amongst the parishoners, especially the young.

3:52 AM
Your Intrepid Blogger said...

Is that the Uncreated Light, or have you bleached your beard again, Vladyka?

8:41 AM
Unknown said...

Blah hahahahahaha!

11:28 AM
James the Thickheaded said...

Aw... are you SURE he's not just a beard-a-thon hockey fan in the middle of the Stanley Cup playoffs?

Seems like if I grow a beard... it'll get as long as this BEFORE my team ever wins the ol' mug.

8:45 PM
Ingemar said...

Eh. One of the things preventing me from joining a monastery is the facial hair issue. I can't maintain a "beard" (stupid SEAsian genetics) for more than two months without it driving me crazy.

1:00 PM
James the Thickheaded said...

I keep looking at this thing. I'm wondering if it's like one of those old postcards that turned blue to tell the humidity? Or maybe the beard is a Chia pet?

7:59 PM
Anonymous said...

A man who should never operate a lathe or a drill press. It really must belie a bit of an idle life. Like a Mandarin with 6-inch fingernails or something. Unless there's a lot of preparation for man & beard he can't do much but be waited on. Oh, and we all know how much talent goes into growing body hair.

6:56 PM
The Poor Blogger said...

You don't have to look when you KNOW everyone is looking!

9:33 PM

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